Gaben knows everything about you: a website has appeared that judges players by their Steam library and even issues gamer licenses

GameBuro is drawing online attention for a quirky service that inspects public Steam profiles and transforms a player’s statistics into a range of humorous outputs — quizzes, printable documents, and personalized cards.

One of the site's headline features is the "GabeN Court," which reviews a user’s library and issues a tongue-in-cheek "verdict" based on their play habits. Steam account holders can also generate a bespoke RPG-style card showing a gaming specialization, numeric stats, and other customized details.

A distinct section of the site issues a mock "gamer's license." GameBuro totals time spent across genres to determine which license categories a user holds, "revokes licenses" for certain gaming behaviors, and assigns penalty points. The developers stress that this system is purely humorous and has no relation to Valve or any real government agencies.

GameBuro includes GBTI, a spoof on personality tests for gamers. The questionnaire contains 88 statements across four scales and sorts respondents into 16 types. The authors describe it, humorously, as the result of observations of one Discord server over three weekends and suggest using the outcome in voice chats or as fuel for arguments about who ruined the latest match.

Another tool determines "which gaming year" someone is stuck in by analyzing the release years of games the account owner has actually played. Games that were purchased but never launched, along with titles with less than one and a half hours of playtime, are excluded from the calculation.

The site offers additional amusements such as a Wanted card with a bounty, "GabeN's check," "GabeN University," and an Arena feature that lets users pit two Steam profiles against each other and compare their libraries side by side.

GameBuro also provides tailored recommendations under "What to play next?": users pick favorite games, a mood, preferred format and device, and indicate any disfavored genres or features. The system then proposes suitable titles, grouping suggestions into games already gathering dust in the user’s library, discounted projects, and games the algorithm deems worth buying even at full price.

No separate registration is required for the main generators — visitors need only supply a link to a Steam profile, a SteamID64, or an account short name. For a comprehensive analysis, the profile and game information must be public. The creators also state that, in some tools, data processing occurs directly in the user's browser.

The service originally operated under the domain steamcard.fun; the team later rebranded as GameBuro and moved to a new domain. The old address continues to redirect users to the updated site.