Madness escalates: economic collapse predicted on GTA 6 release day
As November 19th approaches, discussions about GTA 6 are escalating into a real hysteria. Gamers are now less concerned about graphics and story, and more about whether the world can withstand such a blow. Some analysts predict a collapse: PlayStation and Xbox servers will crash under the onslaught of millions wanting to download the game, and global labor productivity will plummet towards zero.
The release is being compared to a biblical apocalypse and a global migration. Fans joke that work and relationships can wait, but the new installment cannot. Experts call the event a cultural phenomenon, overshadowing any blockbusters.
Skeptics recall the disastrous launch of GTA Online and suggest the multiplayer might launch later. But the consensus is unanimous: November will become a black hole for the global economy.